- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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