- Anti Joke

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

3 like an eel

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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