- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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