A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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