Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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