- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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