- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

heads up!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I need to start studying.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Click here to end the world.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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