what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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