- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Terry has ebola

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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