- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

420

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Irish sobriety

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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