What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

so...um, yeah

What's red, blue & green all over?

one of the idiot

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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