- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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