How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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