Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What would u like to drink?

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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