What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Moral

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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