- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what has genitial warts? me

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Women's rights

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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