- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

13 =B you just learned something

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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