A dog was barking at a tree

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Black people having a Job.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Neither did she.

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Womens Rights

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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