- Anti Joke

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A fish swims up your penis...

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.