- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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