- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I have an idea! You leave.

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