- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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