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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Womens rights.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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