- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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