why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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whats a joke

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Y u do dis?

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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