why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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My penis is big... not.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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