What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

scraggle is in you pillow case

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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