A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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