- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Connor is homo

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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