- Anti Joke

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.