A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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