What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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knock knock whos their a person

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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