- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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