What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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