- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kennah campion... being nice

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

hear hear

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

The game.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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