What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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think twice or at least think

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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