- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Your mam is so fat.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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