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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My wife made me a sandwich

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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