- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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