Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

A black man has a job.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Bitch

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

give me a thumbs up

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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