In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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im saul and i love cock

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why? Why Not?

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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