What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

fava beans

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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