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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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think twice or at least think

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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