- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

sorry son your nanas been put down

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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