q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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