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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Adam Chebali has no life

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

I regret everything.....

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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