your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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i committed murder

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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