- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

I like your hair

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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