- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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