- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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