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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

guess what what that wasnt it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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