- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

a man makes a bad joke

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.