- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

a black man pays his child support

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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