- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

mark is religion

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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