What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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