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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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