- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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