- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

[Set up] [No punch line]

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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