What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

your face is kinda funny

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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