What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

women's rights

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Your mam is so fat.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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