Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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