Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Life

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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