Black people stink of shite!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Maths.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Turkey Balls

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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