Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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