Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

no really what are ur names?

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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