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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

My dad

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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