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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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