Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

YEAH THEY DO!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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