- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

i killed my family

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why did sally drown cause she was black

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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