Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What? Huh?

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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