Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Abortion.

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