Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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NASCAR

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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