- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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