I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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