Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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so how about that irline food

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Justin

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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hi joshua

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Worms don't like apples.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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