Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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roak

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XD Jackass.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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