What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

1+1=2

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

don't just stand there

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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