What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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