Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Penis.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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