What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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