Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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AIDS.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why? Why not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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