Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Anti Joke

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