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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

thomas!!!!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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