why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down +1

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops