Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Arrow in the Knee!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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