A chicken walked into the bar...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

a seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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