- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Neither did she.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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