- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Your Mom!!!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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