- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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