- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

sky's sty

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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