- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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