A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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