- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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