When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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dick dick dick... frogs

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politically correct!

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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