- Anti Joke

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff