- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the woman?

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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woman's lacrosse

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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