What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Terraria

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Cows are land manatees.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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