A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

sorry got to poo

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

This statement is false.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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