How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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