Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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