- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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