- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Women's rights.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What the hell are you doing?

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