Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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